These are the voyages of the USS Menagerie. Her hopeless mission:
To gain respect for non-human Starfleet Officers,
To promote understanding between diverse Species,
To set a glowing example of Federation tolerance,
Funny how things work out, isn't it?


Season One Stories

Vulcans and Klingons and Bynars, OH MY!
The newly commissioned USS Menagerie springs
into action to prevent the theft of several
symbionts - with nary a Trill in sight!
The adventure begins with "Animal Farm"

What do job interviews
a rescue mission
and inter-species romance
have in common?
They're all in the second episode of Star Traks: Melting Pot!
"Help Wanted"

The beginning of a story arc which will
cover the next several episodes.
The Menagerie discovers an ancient civilization
in a hidden area of space. Will they be able
to awaken the long-forgotten Foreenans?
And just why are Velvattians so quiet?
"The OverMind over Matter"

The crew are sent on their first Quest.
Arriving on Earth, circa 2800 B.C., they must help
a lonely Celtic Prince win the hand of his beloved.
Along they way they get caught up in a High Hunt
and do a little landscaping.
"A Rolling Stonehenge"

On their second Quest, the ship is sent to the Borg
Homeworld just as Cube #347 leaves, the Llarn now irrevocably
Borg-ized. A Prometheus-class ship could easily destroy
the Borg at this point in time, but should they?
Check out "Cube #347's Excellent Adventure, Part I"
if you have no idea what I am talking about!
"Genesis of the Borg/Götterdämmerung of the Borg"

The third Quest takes to ship to an unknown planet
While much of the Senior Staff investigates, below
the unknown lurker strikes
Can the crew solve the mysteries and survive "Aggregation"?
"Aggregation"

And now, for something completely different
You are travelling through a dimension not of sight and sound
Not of time and space, but of mind
Uh-Oh!
"Tesseract"

What would you do if you were given the power of a God?
The power to make all your dreams a reality?
What if you had been mocked or abused or ignored all of your life?
Would you be able to give up that power for the greater good?
This is the dilemma facing the crew in
"A Crisis of Conscience"

The Final Quest !
The crew become adventurers facing off against an Ancient Evil
Yep - D&D Traks Style!
"Elemental Temple of the Elder God"

Here it is! The cumulation of the last 7 Episodes!
The crew have recovered the Six Spheres of Power
Now the Foreenans can be released from the OverMind
What could possibly go wrong?
Cyclic Ridiculousness

Admiral Branson, formerly Captain Branson of the USS Clausewitz, decides
to court martial Ustrano for assaulting a superior officer.
Can Seetamyn's logic save the day?
Slippery Slope

A mysterious plague outbreak sends the Menagerie on a mission of mercy.
Sabotage rears its ugly head.
Will the Alpha Quadrant be overrun by...Lounge Singers???
Find out in Hair Trauma

Everything is in the Season Finale!
24th Century Hair-loss!
An irritable OverMind!
Alien Technology
Tsui Hark Movies!
Oh yeah - did I mention a threat like the Federation has never faced before?
You are cordially invited to "Xenophobia Part 1"

Season Two Stories

While the Menagerie and her valiant crew deal with the crisis
on Earth, hastily recruited allies must deal with the source
of the problem - the Black Queens on Trill! Will they arrive
in time to save the day?
Find out in "Xenophobia Part 2"
"Xenophobia Part 2"

Seetamyn gets his new prosthetics!
The Admiralty comes down hard on Sontak!
Mantron meets Linnea's folks!
I run out of exclamation points!
Check out "Return to 'Normalcy'"
"Return to 'Normalcy'"

Thog meets Sperr's parents - 'Nuff said!
And a special guest appearance by the USS Aikido, too!
Check out "Inlaw Blues"
"Inlaw Blues"

Thog's deparate gamble to make herself into the kind
of person she believes Sperr deserves. Meanwhile, the
revelation of Mantron's powers has unexpected side
effects.
It's time travel, fancy parties and ... Marriage?
"Long Time, No See"

Thog's deparate gamble, concludes.
Mantron a daddy? How 'Lucky' can you get?
Find out in "Wolf's Bane"

The Menagerie's newest crewmember barely has
time to settle in before its a Battle Royale
pitting the Menagerie and the Aikido against
the mind-controlled forces of the last Black Queen!
Chill out with "The Ice Cube Gambit"

Will a menace from another universe
spell the end of the Federation?
Will a hero emerge to save the day?
Better read "Melting Pot The Movie: Brothers in Arms" to find out!

The Menagerie returns to Foreena Four to give the OverMind
more training in being corporeal. What better way to give
this training than with another Dungeon Crawl?
"Elemental Temple of the Elder God 2"

Dil Mantron is trying to come to grips with his new
powers. Maybe a trip to a backward planet in the grip
of a dastardly crime gang is just what he needs!
Ummm, then again, maybe not!
If you miss it, you'll be "Pushing Your Luck"

The Byzantine politics of Cerulean's Homeworld
offer the crew a glimpse into life on a planet
where no one can touch anything!
No pots of gold here, just "The Rainbow Connection"

An accidental trip to the Happy Universe was
definitely not on the crew's itinerary. Time
to fire that travel agent!
Will the crew be, "So Happy, Together" ?

The crew try desperately to save the Happy OverMind as
they wrestle with two enemy ships determined to either
Happy-fy them or destroy them!
"Happiness is..."

Dil and Linnea must recruit additional help to save
the ShadowWalker and Sushi IV! Sometimes you just
need to "Know When to Fold 'em"

The Season Two Finale!
The Lycanthropes decide to get even with
the Menagerie for Thog's meddling.
Will the ship and crew survive
a "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing"?

Season Three Starts at the end of July, but first, let me take you back to a simpler
time. A time when Thog was still a part of the crew, a time when the crew delighted in
the simple pleasures of tormenting Admiral Windgarde, a time when killer mutant plants
called the Arboretum their own!

A time when what?????

"Garden Of Love"

And don't forget to visit the hub of all things Star Traks!
The Star Traks Nexus

Meet the crew of the USS Menagerie